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Victorian Senate Group S: It’s not easy being Green!

Well, it’s not easy writing up their policies, at any rate, because for all the public perception of The Greens as a single-issue party, there’s an awful lot more to their policy platform than the environment.

I’m going to start with a brief conflict of interest statement.  First, while I’m not a member of the Greens – or of any other political party, actually – I will be handing out How-To-Vote Cards for them at this election, and probably scrutineering for them as well.  So you can take it as read that I do, on the whole approve of their platform.  I’m not a party member because I am, at least in theory, a swinging voter – I really do prefer to look at all the parties and make a choice every election about which party most reflects my beliefs about how our society should be run.  Being a party member sort of obliges you to vote for that party, I think!  It so happens that for the last few elections, the Greens have been the closest to my beliefs of the parties that actually run candidates in my electorate, so I choose to help them out.

(Having said that, I do tend to vote for even tinier parties in the Senate if they appeal to me, and then send my preferences to the Greens. This is probably something I’m not supposed to say in public, but it does happen to be true.  Quite apart from anything else, I rather like the Democrats, and view them as an endangered species, worthy of my Greenie vote.  Conserve idealistic-but-doomed political parties, I say!)

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Victorian Senate Group R: When is an Independent not an Independent?

An independent is someone who isn’t a member of a political party, right?  Well, not always, because the Australian Independents are now a registered party with the AEC, and are thus distinguishable from the other three sets of independents on the Victorian Senate Ballot.

A brief look at their policy page suggests a lefty social justice-oriented party with a very broad range of interests, but their Group Voting Ticket has a few surprises on it.  First preference goes to the Australian Democrats, but then we move straight on to the Christian Bloc, with Australian Christian, Rise Up Australia, Family First and the DLP.  I think we know where this lot are coming from – have I found an actual leftist Christian political party at last?  The DLP is followed by the Australin Sex Party, which they must absolutely love, and Australian Voice, and then we have a mix of small parties from both sides of the right-left divide, though Drug Law Reform and HEMP are both placed solidly in the early 30s.  Do I detect a yen for harm mimimisation policies?  One Nation is the next somewhat viable party to get a preference but the absolute bottom of the ticket is actually Labor, with the Coalition above it, and the Greens being the first of the three major parties.  I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a party put Greens, Liberal and Labor in that order.  Or at least, the first time at this election.

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Victorian Senate Group Q: In which Australian Voice is disappointingly not about singing at all

The Australian Voice Party is another party that is new, at least on the Victorian Election scene.  After careful investigation of their website, I am forced to conclude that it is neither a political party for opera singers nor one for speech pathologists.  It has nothing to do with the TV show of a very similar name.  There will be no auditions, no power chords, no Eurovision key changes, and nobody being sent home.  It’s all very disappointing.

OK, I’m done.  Let us reluctantly leave the wild fanatsies of my overactive imagination for the admittedly duller, but probably more relevant, world of politics.

On second thoughts, let’s not.   My little dreamworld is much more fun…

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Victorian Senate Group P: In Which Australia is Built

The Building Australia party was, if I recall correctly, a brand new party at the 2010 election, and was formed by members of the building industry and building design profession.  Their website proudly informs me that they support housing affordability, sustainable development, cutting unnecessary red tape, protecting the building infustry, and better health infrastructure.

And then it asks me whether I do, too.

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Victorian Senate Group O: Shooters and Fishers and Freedom, Oh My!

And now we come to the Shooters and Fishers Party, not to be confused with the Fishing and Lifestyle Party.  Who knew that fishing could spark so much political interest?  If you count the Country Alliance, and I really think you should, that makes three parties so far that love fishing so much that they want to go to the Senate to protect their rights to it.

But if they are in the Senate, when will they find the time to fish?

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Victorian Senate Group N: Fishing as a Lifestyle Choice

Or are some people just born fishers?  It’s hard to say, really, but the important thing to remember about the Australian Fishing and Lifestyle Party is that it is totally different from the Shooters and Fishers Party.  And that they like fishing.

Actually, I don’t know how different they are, I’m just amused that they turn up next to each other on Victoria’s Senate Ballot Paper.

It’s all a bit fishy, really.

And I’m going to stop right now with the fish puns, because I can think of ever so many and I’ll never get to the policies if I start down that road.

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Victorian Senate Group M: Sssssssmoking!

You have to give this much to the Australian Smokers’ Rights Party: they know what they want, and their party does what it says on the box.  The unmarked box, of course.  Or perhaps the box with the photos of extremely pathological tarry lungs.

I think that metaphor got away from me…

This is going to be a pretty short post, as the Australian Smokers’ Rights Party are quite straightforward in their vision and their aims, and I don’t think you need my help to figure out what they stand for.  They also don’t have a Group Voting Ticket in the Senate, so it’s difficult to tell who they like, but honestly, their agenda is so very clear, it’s almost unnecessary to go there.

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Victorian Senate Group L: Stabilising the Population

Was our population about to fall off the table, do you think? Sorry, couldn’t help myself.  I am approaching the Stable Population Party with neither expectations nor prejudice.  With a name like that, they could be all about environmental issues and population control, or they could be all xenophobia, all the time, stopping the boats and making me excessively cross while they do so.

Which will it be?  Only time – and their alarmingly green and gold website (now there’s a bad omen) will tell.

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Victorian Senate Group K: Reforming Banks

I have been informed by a friend of mine that I have to like the Bank Reform Party, because said friend has been teaching voice production to one of its founders and candidates, and he thinks that their policies are very sensible.  I actually find it hard to get incredibly excited about banks – I have stated in many, many places that I don’t really understand economics, but it is always mildly interesting to have a connection to a political party.  Especially a really tenuous one, actually.

The Bank Reform Party is “a new, non-aligned political party seeking to reform and increase the competitiveness of the Australian economy.

They are so new that they actually have two websites – the pre-AEC-registration website here, and the official one listed above.  This caused me some concern initially – after all the fun and games during our recent council election with people pretending to be from parties that they were not, I was a bit worried that one of the sites was trolling the other, but they seem to be the same people with the same policies.  Anyway, I’m mentioning this only to note that I am writing up the policies of this party based on the newer of the two websites, so that if it turns out that one of the sites is an elaborate hoax after all, you will know where I got the information from.

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Victorian Senate Group J: Sceptical about Climates, and also, apparently, about Science

From scepticism about religion to scepticism of an entirely different stripe – meet the No Carbon Tax Climate Sceptics Party!

This party is the gift that keeps on giving, really. The problem is, there are so many cheap shots that it’s hard to know where to start.  But for the record, I’d just like to state that I, for one, am entirely convinced that we have a climate.  Call me gullible, but there it is.

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